You anons barely make any sense these days. You’re getting far too lazy.
So can I have a diamond?
I’m not made of money, Alison.
(Source: mrjakeharper, via alisonpcarter)
I’m not asking you to be! How many girls ask for diamonds and big gifts? I want a rodent.
But those diamonds are not alive and they won’t make noises in the night.
(Source: mrjakeharper, via alisonpcarter)
Okay, deal. Yeah well, I’ve got my reasons for studying psychology… Ahh yes, I guess you will. I’m so excited for my first class.
You’re in luck! We have a great teacher. Even though I enjoy going from the book rather than class. I often try to put my skills into practice rather than just do it theoretically.
(Source: alisonpcarter, via jada-nicholls-deactivated201202)
Hmm, I suppose I did get off to a bad start with Alison… But she deserved it. Oh really? Mine too!
She says the same thing about you. Let’s just leave it at that. You know, I am surprised that there aren’t more females in the psychology classes, but I guess I’ll be seeing you around more often.
(Source: alisonpcarter, via jada-nicholls-deactivated201202)
Why? What will the big bad wolf do? But… Thanks anyway. What do you major in?
Just try and stay out of trouble, that’s all. Psychology is my major.
(Source: alisonpcarter, via jada-nicholls-deactivated201202)
Oh don’t worry, I’m civilised. I just think this is funny… I’m Jada, by the way!
I would suggest that you do not try and provoke Alison into doing something she’d regret. I’m only saying this as a kind stranger, since I don’t want you to get involved in any trouble. I’m Jake, hi.
(Source: alisonpcarter, via jada-nicholls-deactivated201202)
You’re done here. You can go now.
Actually, I might stick around for a bit… See how much you get pissed off.
Ladies, please. No need to become uncivilized here.
(Source: alisonpcarter, via jada-nicholls-deactivated201202)
